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The trouble with computers, of course.

I might’ve been saying something important. I was saying something important! Would you like a jelly baby? Are you listening to me? The trouble with computers, of course, is that they’re very sophisticated idiots. They do exactly what you tell them at amazing speed. Even if you order them to kill you. So if you […]

Dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere

Smith. Doctor John Smith. Jo, look. That’s Skaro. Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I’ve ever encountered. My dear Miss Shaw, I never report myself anywhere, particularly not forthwith. Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. I reversed the polarity of the neutron flow. Obviously the Time […]

Nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing

Oh my word! Oh I’m so sorry, Jamie. Our lives are different from anybody else’s. That’s the exciting thing. Nobody in the universe can do what we’re doing. Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led you astray? Do try and keep out of my way in future and in past, there’s a good fellow. The […]

We are not of this race. We are not of this earth.

We are not of this race. We are not of this earth. Susan and I are wanderers in the fourth dimension of time and space. Our lives are important—at least to us—as we see, so we learn…Our destiny is in the stars , so let’s go and search for it. My ship…my TARDIS… We are […]